What do you call a kid captured by a cannibal? Stu! What do you get when you cross a bear with a skunk? Winnie the Pew. When the moth hit the windshield, what was the last thing to go through its mind? Its butt! What do you call a cow with a twitch? Beef jerky. What do you call a hippy’s wife? Mississippi. How does Darth Vader like his toast? On the dark side! If we breathe oxygen during the day, what do we breathe at night? Nightrogen. What’s the hardest thing about learning to skate? The ground! What kind of bagel can fly? A plain bagel. Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? It’s pointless. Why couldn’t the gnome pay his rent? He was a little short. What do you call a prehistoric pig? Jurassic pork! Why is it dangerous to do math in the jungle? Because if you add 4 and 4, you get ate. Why did dinosaurs walk so slowly? Because running shoes hadn’t been invented yet. Why did the little strawberry cry? Her mom and dad wer
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